Teacher Student Funny Hot Joke on Bollywood

Teacher: mai animal ka naam lugi aur tmhe btana h vo kesi awaj nikalta h,
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Teacher- Dog?
Student- Bow Bow!
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Teacher- Cat?
Student- Meow meow!
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Teacher- Lion?
Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaahhhh.. oh yeahh….
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Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone’..! :D

once James bond shoot a person

once James bond shoot a person and say I’m bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

“i m kanth, rajnikanth”