Showing posts with label Double Meaning SmS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Double Meaning SmS. Show all posts

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Iss K To Mujh se B Ziada ‘Baray’ Ho Gay hen

Larkiyan aapas main Galay Miltay waqt Kya
Sochti Hen? :-)
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Iss K To Mujh se B Ziada ‘Baray’ Ho Gay hen…:-)
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Pata nai konsa shampoo use karti hey “BAALON” pe ?
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:-)
O haath jorta hun terey aagay, sudhar ja kabi to acha soch lia kar,main ne pehley B kaha tha tabdeeli soch badlne se aye gi Imran Khan ko vote dene se nhi :p

Saturday, 28 July 2012

Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt

Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt .. :D

A boy threw a letter to a GIRL ,

And fell near to his BROTHER !
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Shittt !
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And his brother was a GAY…Oh shitt !

Daddy, what’s gay?

Son: Daddy, what’s gay?
Dad: It means happy.
Son: Are you gay?
Dad: No, I married your mother. :D

Janu yeh to Bohat Bara Hai

Girl: Janu Ye Toh Bht Bara Hy
Boy: Koshish Toh Kro
Girl: Janu Bht Mota Hy
Boy: Doobara Try Kro
Girl: Poora Nhi Jae Ga
Boy: Jaan Tumhe Meri Kasam
Girl: Andar Se Paani Nikal Rha Hy
Boy: Acha Aakhri Baar Try Kro
Girl: Uff Mere Kapre Kharab Ho Gae, Ab Tum Hee Saare
Gol Gappay Khao Mujhe Nhi Khany. :P

Boyfriend to Girlfriend

Boyfriend to Girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time Saath Rehte
hae
Agar hame ek dusre ka saath
pasand aaya toh shadi ker lenge
Or koi galti hui to alag ho jayenge.
Girl-
Woh toh sab theek hae but Alag
hone per
‘Galti‘ kis ke paas Rahegi?? :P

Hot Figurewali Larki

Girl friend aisi ho jis ki godh mai sir rakho …
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to us ka chehra nazar na aye …

O teri Khair, aja mil k dkhty hai Pogo … :D8-)

Friday, 27 July 2012

A girl was toweling her wet Pussy

A girl was toweling her wet Pussy
She Njoyd it & started rubbing it vigoursly until
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d Pussy Cried MEOW & ran away…