A Mosquito enters the girl’s skirt

Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie.
In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt.
Guess where it would have bitten?
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The boy’s hand. ;)

Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex

A Dog Asked A Cat:
“Why Do You Hide When You Are Having Sex?”

Cat Replied:
“Cause we don’t Want Humans to Copy Our Style, They’ve Already Copied Yours“ :p

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!

Child: “Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!”
Santa: “Send me your mother.” ;)

Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!

Child: “Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother!”
Santa: “Send me your mother.” ;)

Name three kings that brought happiness to people

Teacher : Name three kings that brought happiness to people
Student : Smo-King , drin-King , fuc-king.
Teacher : WHAT ?????

Meri skin buht ziada mulayem

Larki doctor se:
Meri skin buht ziada mulayem, soft aur sensitive he aur mera rung b buht gora he, ma raat ko kia laga kar soya karon?

Doctor:
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kundi
xP xD

Wife hit her husband with frying pan

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.
Husband: What was that for…?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last
week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying
pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone :D

Be Fikr Ho Kay Sona

Bey fikr ho k sona teri aadat hi ban gai hai

~^~”Faraz”~^~

Peepa tri phuppi ne vajana ae sehri time ? ? ?
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<)(=~> uth
_/”\_ oye!!

Yassu Panju Faraz SmS

Tere haseen hatho ka ahtram krte hein
FARAZ.

Warna hum kabhi yasso panjo mein maaf nhi krte…

Dard Dene Se Mohabbat Bharhti Hai Faraz

Dard deny se mohabat barhti hay “Faraz”,

Ye keh k wo meri ungli darwazay me phansa gai.

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| ! _/\_ . Ouch…..

Faraz aik baat to suno naraz ho kya

Faraz aik baat to suno
naraz ho kya
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Faraz aik baat to suno
naraz ho kya
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Tm itni ghor se kya sun rhay ho
tm faraz ho kya..:-

Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal

Mere Pairon Se Us Waqt Zamen Nikal Gai FARAZ

Jub Usne Kaha,

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I Love U Jaan !

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Wala SMS

Ghalti Se Aap Ko Send Ho Gaya Tha

Bhai Jaan. :-P

such batao mera number kahan se mila

!Main Jis ki khatir muhabbaton ki har ek had say guzar gaya hoon
“FARAZ”

Wo ab bhi mujh say pochti hai “such batao mera number kahan se mila” :-)

Upcoming Horror Movies..!

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In exam hall a girl askd a Pathan

In exam hall a girl askd a Pathan:

Plz Muje bs is ans ki starting bta do baki mai likh lungi

Pthan ne idhr udhr Dekha
Phir dheery se bola
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“The”

Sleeping disease- Sleepiology

Thomas Edison

Tomorrow Is My Exam Bt I D0nt Care Bcz A Single Sheet 0f Paper
Can’t Decide My Future.
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Teri Ehi Galaan Menu Parhn Nai Dendian Thomsaa:-D

1 Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!

During examz..!!
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1 Dost Barabar likh rha hai..!!
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2nd frnd continously saying, ”Kutte kuch bta de”
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1st frnd Reply : Mujhe khud ghantaa
kuch aata hai..!!
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2nd frnd ultimate reply : Toh kya apne
baap ko luv letter likh rha hai?

Five Things Boys/Girls Do In The Exam Hall

Five Things Boys Do In The Exam Hall:
1. Counting The Girls.
2. Counting The Fans & Tubelights.
3. Reading The Brand Name Of Their Pen.
4. Thinking Of Studying Seriously For The Next
Exams.
5. Singing Song.

Five Things Girls Do In The Exam Hall:
1. Write
2. Write
3. Write
4. Write
5. And Just Write.
Aata Ho Ya Na Ata Ho
=D :p

Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt

Difference between Shitt & Ohh shitt .. :D

A boy threw a letter to a GIRL ,

And fell near to his BROTHER !
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Shittt !
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And his brother was a GAY…Oh shitt !

Hot Figurewali Larki

Girl friend aisi ho jis ki godh mai sir rakho …
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to us ka chehra nazar na aye …

O teri Khair, aja mil k dkhty hai Pogo … :D8-)