Bus se utarte hi mitti hath me utha kar bola

Pappu pehli bar gaon gya,
Bus se utarte hi mitti hath me utha kar bola…
gaon ki mitti ki khushboo hi alag hai. :)

Pappu ka friend – bewkhoof!!!! thik se dekh ye potty hai.

Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu

Santa To Doctor: “Main Susu Subha 6 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 7 Baje Karta Hu.”
Doctor: “Phir Isme Problem Kya Hai?” . . .

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 8 Baje Khulti Hai.“

Husband was singing in toilet

Husband was singing in toilet: “Kudiyan nu thag le, kudiyan nu thag le”… . . . .

Wife Shouted: “kaminey pehle thik se hagg le!” :P :D He he he!!!!

I would like to buy some dog food?

man:I would like to buy some dog food?
Salesman: do u have a dog?
Man:Yes
Saler:Where?
Man:at home
Saler:i am sorry cant sell u unless i see dog. its Store policy

next day

man:do u have a cat food?
Saler:where is ur cat?
Man:at home
Saler:sorry can’t sell u unless I see cat

3days later man walks in with bag

Saler:Whats in bag?
Man: put ur hand in
Saler:It’s warm and moist What is it?
Man: potty!! I need toilet paper.;-)
hahaha