Papa aapki shaadi ho gyi?

Son- papa aapki shaadi ho gyi?
Papa- haan.
Son- kis se hui?
Papa- bewakuff teri mummy se.
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Son- wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li :P

Yeh Baat samajh mein aayi nahi

Yeh Baat samajh mein aayi nahi,
Aur mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Main kaise Mithi baat karoon?
Jab mithi cheez koi khai nahi?
Yeh chaand bhi kaisa maamu hai?
Jab mummy ka woh bhai nahi ?
Kyun lambe baal hain bhaalu ke?
Kya usne triming karwai nahi?
Kya woh bhi Ganda baccha hai?
Ya jungle mein koi nai nahi ?
Nana ki patni nani hai,
Dada ki patni dadi hai
Tab papa ki patni Papi kyun nahi?
Samunder ka rang kyun Neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milayi nahi ?
Jab school mein itni neend aati hai,
Toh kyun bed wahan rakhwaye nahi?
Yeh baat samajh mein aayi nahi,
aur mummy ne samjhai nahi ;)

A male is the most beautiiful part of GOD’s creation

Who is a MALE* :-?

A male is the most beautiiful part of GOD’s creation,

who starts compromising at a very tender age.

he sacrifices his chocolates for his sister,

he sacrifies his dreams for just smile on his parents face.

He builds his future by taking loans from banks&repaying them for a lifetime,

he strugles a lot still has
to bear scolding from his mother, wife&boss.

His mother, wife&&’boss all try to control him.

He understand all of them but they never.

His liife finally ends up only by compromising for other
Happiiness

Only a woundeed knee

I wish I’m still a Kid
No More Broken Heart
No Painful Tears
Only a woundeed knee
But a kiss from MOM
Makes every thing Okay

Its very sweet

Its very sweet…….
When someone knows every single detail about uou…not because
You told them….
But because….they noticed You…!!!!

Innocence of True Love

After a fight !!
Don’t want 2 talk & Still You
check Your Mobile to know…

If You have missed call or msg …!!!
Dats The Innocence of “True Love”